Being A Germophobe

I moonlight as a waiter at a high class seafood restaurant in south Jersey. One night i was working a wedding and some lady with a purple germ knitted beanie and purple hippie dress drew all over the cloth napkin and our table cloth. Manager was quite peeved. She likes dogs.

I spent 2 months straight learning ledge tricks here. In the cold. From Jan-March. Harsh
Now for magazines:

GLOBE: THE DEATH ISSUE.---John Ritter, Heath Ledger Delta Burke. All dead. All made cover. Focus, jump on  the bandwagon.
The daughter SEZ so fo real.  The Daily Post: Edited by 16 year old girls in AIM chat rooms since the government went into recession

is it cool?