Thursday, November 20, 2008

Sorry for the lack of updates.

Because I'm blogging on the Roger Skateboards website.

www.rogerskateboards.com

sorry.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

I TURNED 21 AND IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY

Went out to NJ to meet my sister and mother for lunch. We're both inked.
Ar got me balloons!!! now when i wake up i know how old i am!

Oh when i got out of the NJ Transit train i saw this. Isn't a little too soon to make money of the dude? Plus i actually laughed out loud when i saw this shit. too creepy
This is Alyse and I rejoicing after being in different states
Cheesecake factory wished me a happy birthday, but i took a piss while everyone came out to sing to me. Me-1 Cheescake factory and embaressment-0
I picked up smoking along with drinking on my 21st. Wax ciggs mad hyphy
This is Kadeem. He said happy birthday to me.
Me at zoo eating my cake Ar made for me. She made it herself. It was Chocolate and Banana. It was going to be a giant skateboard, but she dropped half of it while making it. Still it tasted like banana bread with chocolate and banana slices around it. Beautiful
BK excited about cake.

Moms hooked me up with a board
Beaut
Me and 50. Dudes gold
Andre psyched im older to take more punches less like a bitch
Brengar surprised to see me older
She likes to stay fit
Ar and 50. She gonna be psyched when all her grown up friends who have real job see her tagged in a photo in Facebook with little 50. Her friends are gonna ask her what she does when she hangs out with me. sweet
Next day we went to Dumbo and got some great pizza on the Pier

She doesnt eat. But she ate this. So its good
Then we got home made ice cream on the pier. Even awesome er
But she wasnt psyched on me flashing her with the disposable camera in an elevator
Me EATING SHIT ON  A FAKIE TRE FLIP AT UNION. WORST FALL IN RECENT HISTORY
It was a great birthday. Ar was so psyched all night that she met my friends and she hugged you guys. She talked about it 20 times. Thanks for anyone who wished me some good wishes about living to be 21.

Monday, October 6, 2008

NYC/Lowell/ Boston/ New Hampshire



Some girl was giving tats at a surprise birthday party for Bob in Lowell. I got a snake eating a toothbrush. Snakes have fangs though, he's gonna brush the teeth of the dead mouse above.
BK GOT TATTED UP TOO! BEAR VS DRAGON!
Dan got an oreo running from a glass of milk.

Kicked it in Lowell
NO LIE. Peep the top left window. This is a jail, everyone was banging on the windows at us, and the 1 and only female prisoner on the top left got out of her jumpsuit and shook her black titties at us. Then she got up and was shaking her ass. Dan and I were in heaven. We almost bailed her out.

Sick Industrial Revolution bullshit at some Lofts on the water
Even sicker industrial revolution bullshit to shralp on
Nice housing lay out. Check out your neighbors tits
We went even MORE north! i'm getting fucking worldly
Bk loves ice cream I love beer
This is a scuplture from my new job. We entitled the piece "Slept too long on the front yard of my estate in Boca Raton"


New tat status
Dre's Birthday=Eat pineapple rice
Dre's Birthday = Not allowed to bring my gun to the movies
Lowell Day 1= BK evening out his diet

Friday, May 9, 2008

DEATHBOWL TO DOWNTOWN

Deathbowl to Downtown was sick and makes you appreciate skating now because skating is going to be way different in the future. It also pointed out how New York was always different then how the fairies in California skate. The video was awesome and thank you to 5boro , steve R. and BK for helpin a native american brotha out.

Cell phones arent good at night. Here we have Martin pissing out his first alchohol EVER!Screening time.
I was VIP!!! first time ever. Thanks Steve R. and BK

Hanging with Martin

Martin had 2 cups for the week. He told me to put my name on mine.
This was my name before kids in school made fun of me.
Went on a historical skate trip to Grants Tomb

This is how Martin Cooks
Bk + 5boro= me not broke. Thanks 5BORO BK 5Boro BK 5boro BK

This is how Martin dries his socks
Cup buddies


On my way to meet Martin I saw the MITZVAH TANK! Coming to a neighborhood near you to lower the value of your neighborhood and buy your house!



I skated some projects out in Brooklyn, fell and ripped my pants and got this hickey. My underwear was too small that day too.

Needless to say, my pants are now shorts and I was daring to stick a razor blade down my shorts and cut off my underwear in front of little hood rats and their moms. There they are in the garbage.
DUDES GOT HIS OWN BLOCK. But look, it says "Fat Albert" on the big sign, but "FAD Albert" on the awning underneath.
How do you afford gas outside of NJ?Mike Alexander is crazy

Week Long Couch Surfing Wave

I moved home, worked a whole weekend and spent this week with Filmer Extroidinare Martin Wilson at his dorm at SVA. Then got the boot because students with extensions lost guest prvialeges. But i got 14 tricks in 4 days and im pretty sore.
                   
                          After the bomb threat I moved out of 84 Midland

And back to Mohawk. My sister welcomes me home.
I bartend now...the dish soap kills HIV AIDS! Steve you may want this for the future
Dan Zvereff really turned me onto these fuckers. Starfruit is the jam. Go to Canal and pick yoself up some.

2 bomb threats 1 day

In Art History Class and recieve a text about a bomb threat in the Student Center.  If you want to get out of a final you could of just got a doctors note. 

Sunday, March 23, 2008

fuck the west.





Couldnt Eat breakfast.....this is only a cropped image. breakfast really makes or breaks my day.This is Cait. She is a cartoon character brought into the real world through a 3d wormhole caused by T-1000's asshole being torn apart. Doesnt she look like shes from the cartoon Doug?
stupid. streetwear on the street? creative. i guess it worked , im posting it right? i should edit it.
It was cold one day. Rizzo said it should be a Midland Christmas card.
Went skating the bowl in Philly. You suck if you havent been there becuase its something you need to experience on the east coast. Its gold.

Being A Germophobe



I moonlight as a waiter at a high class seafood restaurant in south Jersey. One night i was working a wedding and some lady with a purple germ knitted beanie and purple hippie dress drew all over the cloth napkin and our table cloth. Manager was quite peeved. She likes dogs.

I spent 2 months straight learning ledge tricks here. In the cold. From Jan-March. Harsh
Now for magazines:

GLOBE: THE DEATH ISSUE.---John Ritter, Heath Ledger Delta Burke. All dead. All made cover. Focus, jump on  the bandwagon.
The daughter SEZ so fo real.  The Daily Post: Edited by 16 year old girls in AIM chat rooms since the government went into recession


is it cool?