Friday, May 9, 2008

Week Long Couch Surfing Wave

I moved home, worked a whole weekend and spent this week with Filmer Extroidinare Martin Wilson at his dorm at SVA. Then got the boot because students with extensions lost guest prvialeges. But i got 14 tricks in 4 days and im pretty sore.
                   
                          After the bomb threat I moved out of 84 Midland

And back to Mohawk. My sister welcomes me home.
I bartend now...the dish soap kills HIV AIDS! Steve you may want this for the future
Dan Zvereff really turned me onto these fuckers. Starfruit is the jam. Go to Canal and pick yoself up some.

2 bomb threats 1 day

In Art History Class and recieve a text about a bomb threat in the Student Center.  If you want to get out of a final you could of just got a doctors note. 

Sunday, March 23, 2008

fuck the west.





Couldnt Eat breakfast.....this is only a cropped image. breakfast really makes or breaks my day.This is Cait. She is a cartoon character brought into the real world through a 3d wormhole caused by T-1000's asshole being torn apart. Doesnt she look like shes from the cartoon Doug?
stupid. streetwear on the street? creative. i guess it worked , im posting it right? i should edit it.
It was cold one day. Rizzo said it should be a Midland Christmas card.
Went skating the bowl in Philly. You suck if you havent been there becuase its something you need to experience on the east coast. Its gold.

Being A Germophobe



I moonlight as a waiter at a high class seafood restaurant in south Jersey. One night i was working a wedding and some lady with a purple germ knitted beanie and purple hippie dress drew all over the cloth napkin and our table cloth. Manager was quite peeved. She likes dogs.

I spent 2 months straight learning ledge tricks here. In the cold. From Jan-March. Harsh
Now for magazines:

GLOBE: THE DEATH ISSUE.---John Ritter, Heath Ledger Delta Burke. All dead. All made cover. Focus, jump on  the bandwagon.
The daughter SEZ so fo real.  The Daily Post: Edited by 16 year old girls in AIM chat rooms since the government went into recession


is it cool?





Saturday, February 9, 2008

Fucked Off Bitch Co.

Steve got a tattoo on the inside of his lip. It says "EMOXCORE".  Spice likes.

So when you buy a pair of Es' shoes you get a 2 pairs of technological bullshit and 1 pair of shoes.
12th and Gay, the new TF.
Kyle getting Krooked.

Haight and Ashbury...center of the worst shithole of California.
A manpon.

Another Dead Mouse: Location: 3rd and Army, San Francisco, CA. Size: 2.5 inches.

Some more stuff from San Fransisco, more dead mice, and John Goodman fucking Rosanne.
Cardiel is somewhat a superhero for doing this.
Levi's didn't sponsor his stunt like the Danny Way.
Another spot getting a trick on a Cus.  This spot may have the next Boner Bolts ad?

New stuff, trips, dead animals and such...

Alright, might be the longest post, if not the only one in weeks. More to come tomorrow. So enjoy.


Nick being "that guy"Me throwing up Pizza Hut on Pizza Day w/ Stef and Marsh. I tossed some good cookies. The walls are so thin that apparently a nice little family was suprised with my sweet sounds of vocal vomit baritones. It was a small pizza hut, one with an aroma of dirt in the air, stale bread, a severe migrane, and the uneasy feeling of well....

Marshall shitting in a jar becuase Cus was cleaning our plumbing with acid shit.
We pulled a cout de ta on our leader Adolf Barbie
Cus psyched he got a Boner Bolts ad.

I've started taking pictures of every dead animal I see. It's fun. Do it too. More to come. Don't worry these little fuckers will be the last ones laughing while eating our brains when the Biblical Apocalypse comes....


The En-cock-lopedia.
        Probably the normal situation at M-block occurred. Skegs, Marsh, Cus and BP drunk and internet-less. Click for full edition.

A spot beefing it on a Cus.


Wednesday, January 23, 2008

SOME BODY

PLEASE UP DATE THIS FUCKING THING

Saturday, December 22, 2007

happy bill marshall birthday death

marshall gets home from the nj dinner wasted i greet him with the clan mcgregor

the results of the clan

Pierce thinks its ok
happy birthday you filthy animal
german came down with some vodka
marshall wants!
marshall gets....housed

in case you dont know brian this is him. hes the man and is a flavoured tobacco enthusiest. welcome to M-Block brian.
pierce: what should we do with him?
cus: lets just put his ass in the tub so he doesnt ralph in his bed.
nighty nighty fuck face


ohh ps

these are crusty panties that got left on the floor by some random from bill and cus night.... note the crust

poop in a jar?










it was marshalls shit by the waythen bp pissed then came in a bottle and by came i mean cum.
this what happens when the internet goes out